Technology for Country Folk
LOG ON:
Making a wood stove hot
LOG OFF:
Too much wood on fire
MONITOR:
Keep'n an eye on the wood stove
DOWN LOAD:
Gitten the farwood off'n the truck
MEGA HERTZ:
When yer not keerfull gitten the farwood
FLOPPY DISC:
Whatcha git from tryin to tote too much farwood
RAM:
That thar thang what splits the farwood
HARD DRIVE:
Gitten home in the winter time
WINDOWS:
Whut to shut when its cold outside
SCREEN:
Whut to shut when its black fly season>
BYTE:
Whut dem dang flys do
CHIP:
Munchies fer the TV
MICRO CHIP:
Whut's in the bottom of the munchie bag
MODEM:
Whatcha do to the hay fields
DOT MATRIX:
Ole Dan Matrix's wife
LAP TOP:
Whar the kitty sleeps
KEYBOARD:
Whar you hang the dang truck keys
SOFTWARE:
Dem dang plastic forks and knifes
MOUSE:
What eats the grain in the barn
MOUSE PAD:
That's hippie talk fer where the mouse lives<
MAINFRAME:
Holds up the barn roof
PORT:
Fancy flatlander wine
ENTER:
Notherner talk fer "C'Mon in y'all"
CLICK:
Whut you hear when you cock yer gun
DOUBLE CLICK:
When you cock the double barrel
REBOOT:
Whut you have to do right before bedtime
when you have to go to the outhouse
LOG ON: Making a wood stove hot |
LOG OFF: Too much wood on fire |
MONITOR: Keep'n an eye on the wood stove |
DOWN LOAD: Gitten the farwood off'n the truck |
MEGA HERTZ: When yer not keerfull gitten the farwood |
FLOPPY DISC: Whatcha git from tryin to tote too much farwood |
RAM: That thar thang what splits the farwood |
HARD DRIVE: Gitten home in the winter time |
WINDOWS: Whut to shut when its cold outside |
SCREEN: Whut to shut when its black fly season> |
BYTE: Whut dem dang flys do |
CHIP: Munchies fer the TV |
MICRO CHIP: Whut's in the bottom of the munchie bag |
MODEM: Whatcha do to the hay fields |
DOT MATRIX: Ole Dan Matrix's wife |
LAP TOP: Whar the kitty sleeps |
KEYBOARD: Whar you hang the dang truck keys |
SOFTWARE: Dem dang plastic forks and knifes |
MOUSE: What eats the grain in the barn |
MOUSE PAD:
That's hippie talk fer where the mouse lives< |
MAINFRAME: Holds up the barn roof |
PORT: Fancy flatlander wine |
ENTER: Notherner talk fer "C'Mon in y'all" |
CLICK: Whut you hear when you cock yer gun |
DOUBLE CLICK: When you cock the double barrel |
REBOOT: Whut you have to do right before bedtime when you have to go to the outhouse |